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Lactose Intolerant? It could be a good thing


Lactose Intolerant Individuals may prove a bonus in Space Missions. Lactose intolerant individuals have huge problems with gas from the inability to process certain dairy products and foods.

If Real People Ran the Bank - I (a spoof for the heart)


Banish Loans ForeverIf ordinary, hard-working, people ran the bank..

3 Surefire Ways To Combat Rising Gas Prices


I have heard the rumblings of many of you inReaderland about the recent spike ingasoline prices. In fact it's all I seem to hear about lately.

If, An Online Marketers Internet Addiction Poem, Can You Relate to This?


IF, An Online Internet Marketing PoemIf before you have turned on the coffee,or got your kids fed,If you are the last one dressed and ready to leave the house,While others in the family get ready,your still moving a mouse.If you have more friends online, than you do in real life, And hubby refers to you as his cyber wife.

Pee Here Now


Several years ago, I switched health insurance companies and my new insurer sent a uniformed nurse with short black hair to my house to conduct a health assessment. We sat at my kitchen table and she officiously asked questions about my health history.

Saving SpongeBob Using High Tech


Put Active RFID Satellite Tags in SpongeBobsSpongeBob has been in the news a lot lately, he has been a kidnapped Victim. Instead of wasting time with an Amber Alert for SpongeBob, why not put an Active RFID Satellite Tags in the SpongeBobs so we can track them to the culprits.

I Got to Play an April Fools Joke Before I was Born


I will start this by saying that yes, I did miss being an April Fool, but only by a tiny margin. I was born just twenty minutes after midnight on April 2nd, and the events of the prior day in my home were quite interesting to say the least.

Humor Under The Keyboards


For me, the piano is the symbol of what is stiff, proper and elegant. It doesn't have faults, it is perfect.

Short Story: Take a Trip To The Temple Of The Great Tomato


Jimmy Jenkins Jr. is not an adventurer, traveler, or pioneer.

Norm Goldman Interviews Comedienne Fran Capo,the Guinness Book Worlds Record for the Fastest Talking


Today, Norm Goldman, Editor of Sketchandtravel & Bookpleasuresis delighted to have as a guest, Fran Capo.Fran is quite a "cool person," as she is an eight-time author, humorist, voiceover artist, comedienne, adventurer, actress, freelance writer and keynote motivational speaker.

Painful Lessons from the Maternity Ward


Whoever dubbed New York, New York "the city that never sleeps" should visit The Maternity Ward. My recent visit included a drop-in on several screenings of "A Star Is Born" at the late-show theatre, right near Mama's Breast (all night milk bar) and Papa's Gas Station ("We burp you on your way.

Humor Quotations - Top 35 Funny Quotations by Famous Comedians


"Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Laughing Toward Truth: Six Tips for Lighthearted Thinkers


Do you believe in the power of your convictions?It's time to lighten up.People love attaching themselves to ideas.

The Work-from-home Fashion Primer


Last week, I reported how writers, stay-at-home parents and online marketing geeks had chosen careers as hermits:http://www.thehappyguy.

The Spare Parts Gremlins


Don't you just love getting a little something extra? Sure you do. Everybody does.

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