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Bad Days and Bad Timing


Have you ever noticed how family members always misbehave at the most inappropriate moments? Well, let me tell you, it's not just the little ones that spout off with remarks that make you want to don a cloak of invisibility.My son was just having one of those days.

Dumb Luck


I've never really thought of myself as being funny. I don't have much of a sense of humor at all.

Sweet Vengeance Purrfected


I love animals but cats are my favorites. There's just something about them that makes me relate to them so easily.

Not Your Average Sunday Morning


Just recently my ex-husband stopped in to visit during his vacation. In the course of small talk, a few old memories usually crop up in the conversation.

Your Stars Part 3


LibraHit TV show 'The X Factor' is back on our screens giving us all a rare, legitimate chance to laugh at the mentally ill during the audition stages. In this PC berserk world we now live in, such an activity has become scandalously frowned upon so it's only right to thank ITV for reviving this tragically forgotten pleasure by switching on in your droves.

Poor Rixs Almanac 8-27-05


Hey, Poor Rix: What do you think about school food? - Former StudentPoor Rix ate lunch at a school last week, and really liked it. Who knew they could make a dessert out of corn chips?Fact is, Poor Rix enjoyed everything about school, except for the "study" part.

Cheer-Leadership or All I Need to Know About Business I Learned from Cheerleading


Thanks to teen movies, many people have this stereotypical idea of cheerleaders as being ditzy and mean. However, there are a great many life-lessons that can be learned during your time on the team that have surprising application in the business world.

Stopping Bad Breath Bart


"Pee-ew! You smell like a skunk soaking in sardine nectar for a week."OK, so I can be a little candid every now and then.

The Zapp Principle


My dad's lab was a mess, but then it was always a mess. This time it was a lightly charred mess, covered with extinguisher gloop.

11 Alternative Garden Games


Tired of the same ol', same ol' when it come to entertaining your garden party guests? Weary of boring badminton and jarts? Croquet not your style? Then you're in the right spot! Here are games sure to make your next party the hit of the gardening social season!IcebreakersGame #1: The Gnat SlapEquipment required: A garden of any size.As your guests arrive, invite them for the obligatory 'stroll through the garden'.

A Dogs Guide To... Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking


I like to bark. I mean, I like to bark A LOT.

Important Safety Tip$


I was given a list of Do's and Don'ts of interacting with people who have dementia. I've modified this list only slightly to guide you in safely interacting with corporate executives.

Poor Rixs Almanac 8-13-05


Dear Poor Rix: A guy just invited me to a football game. I do not understand this event.

Fried Green Tomatoes Recipe


My next-door neighbors found a human bone in their backyard. Let me rephrase.

How To Marry A Wealthy Guy


How To Marry A Wealthy Guy(or Girl..

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